SINCE 2012

Quotes...
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
- Flip Wilson -

LAUGHTER...
A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor," she says. "My son swallowed a pen!"
The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first." He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”
The woman replies, “Parker”
After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”

PET TIPS:
Touch your dog’s noseYour dog’s nose should feel wet. The level of moisture will vary between dogs and by time of year, but a healthy dog will have a cool and slightly wet nose because dogs secrete sweat through their nose to cool down.

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